Monday, September 7, 2009
Wrong Number
Cristiano Ronaldo calls home on his way there after leaving the Santiago Bernabéu one day, but the maid answered. When Ronaldo asks to speak to his wife, the maid replied, "She's entertaining her boyfriend". After nearly losing control of his ferrari and cursing fuming for a minute, Cristiano Ronaldo asked, the maid if she would like to make $100,000 for a 'job', she said. "Just tell me what do I have to do?", He answered, "Take my magnum from the closet and shoot the both of them.", The phone was put down, he heard footsteps proceeding upstairs, then two shots rang out, followed by footsteps racing back downstairs to the phone. The maid said, "Okay, it's done. What shall I do with the bodies?" Ronaldo says, "wrap them in a rug, put that rug in a plastic bag then take them out back and throw them into the pool", The maid responded, "What pool?" After a moment of silence, he said, "Isn't this 9177 3125?"
Labels:
Cristiano Ronaldo,
football,
football humour,
funny,
humour,
humouros
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