Veracity and Hilarity

My names James, also known as Hymen, Jaime(pronounced similar to hymen but not quite) Hamish, Jaymen, jay, sam and the list goes on...

This particular blog will provide no usefullness to you whatsoever, unless your a sexaully deprived sufferer of dementia and this blog somehow releases your tension!
No, I doubt that, well actually I would much rather doubt that
No, in fact this blog is some kind words, your last kind words perhaps, maybe something warm for the cold, maybe a cure for your boredom or maybe your just sitting there wondering how the hell that is earth did you find yourself sitting there reading this nonsense?

Well let me assure you that this is no drivel and what you will read here just might make you smile on a day when all you see is red
So, if you were the little kid in school, the one who always got bullied, the one who was always picked last or if you are the one who is always coppin' crap, the one who always gets the cruel, racist nicknames and seems to fail at everything including sports(or if your anything in between) then read on because this blog is surely for you